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Notes on arts and entertainment from the staff of The New Yorker.

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APRIL 19, 2012
MY LIFE IN PENCILS
Posted by Mary Norris


Many years ago, before the dawn of the word processor, I worked at The New Yorker at a job called collating, where I had to copy legibly all the changes on a piece of writing (from the editor, the author, the fact checker, and the proofreaders) onto clean page proofs, which were then enclosed in a Plexiglas cannister and shot via pneumatic tube to a higher floor, where they were transmitted by state-of-the-art fax to the printer, in Chicago. (That comma is necessary because we used only one printer, R. R. Donnelley & Sons, and they were based in Chicago.)

It was a medieval sort of job—a copyist or scrivener—and I did it for only one year, which was lucky for everyone, because my handwriting is the second-worst in the office. My boss at the time, who had grown humpbacked in the service of the magazine, had exquisite penmanship, but a light touch, and sometimes his marks did not transmit, and the typesetter would complain. So an effort was made to solve the problem by supplying the collating department with No. 1 pencils, which have a softer lead than the standard test-taking No. 2 pencils and therefore make a darker impression. I got used to the feel of the softer lead, and a pencil snob was born.

When the small stationery stores in midtown began to go out of business, our office became a customer of one of the big office-suppliers, which eventually stopped carrying No. 1 pencils. Writing with No. 2 pencils makes me feel as if I had a hangover, so I started buying my own pencils (somewhat grudgingly). One Christmas, I asked for No. 1 pencils, and received a gross of Dixon Ticonderogas (“The World’s Best Pencil”). I thought twelve packs with twelve pencils each would last for years, if not the rest of my career. But the point of each pencil, after being sharpened down about an inch and a half, would break off when I bore down on it. The entire column of lead in every pencil was shattered. I had gotten a bad batch.

Someone at the office suggested I try a mechanical pencil, but I found it soulless. For a while, I was scraping along with four art pencils when a fellow pencil enthusiast, browsing on pencils.com, discovered that the Blackwing—black, with a distinctive flat eraser—had come back on the market. Devotees of the Blackwing had been paying up to forty dollars apiece for them after they were discontinued, in 1998. I received a box of twelve Blackwings, and I got hooked. The lead is ungraded, but it is definitely softer than a No. 2, and very expressive. The Blackwing motto is “Half the Pressure, Twice the Speed.”

Therefore it was with great enthusiasm that I attended a party this week, at the Art Directors Club, to celebrate the revival of the artisanal pencil: the Palomino Blackwing and the Palomino Blackwing 602. The host was Charles Berolzheimer, of Cal Cedar, a sixth-generation pencil-maker. He was dressed in shades of pencil lead. Hundreds of pencil enthusiasts were there: drawing, graffiti style, on big white sheets of paper, adding to small communal notebooks, creating do-it-yourself Thaumatropes, experimenting with the camera obscura and the camera lucida. One woman wore two Blackwings in her hair.

A time line of the pencil covered one long wall, and of all the lore and storied names attached to the pencil in general—Faber, Eberhard, Dixon, da Vinci, Thoreau, Borrowdale (the original graphite lode in England)—and the Blackwing in particular—Stephen Sondheim, Chuck Jones (the father of Bugs Bunny), and John Steinbeck were aficionados, as well as Vladimir Nabokov and Faye Dunaway—and all the ancillary products that arose from the pencil—the sharpener, the eraser crimp—my favorite fact from the pencil party was this: Every pencil is a sandwich. All these years, I have been wondering how the lead got inside the pencil. It turns out that pencils are made from slats of corrugated wood about the size of a Hershey bar. The graphite is laid in the grooves, another slat is glued on top, and then the sandwich is sawn into individual strips, which are sanded, painted, fitted with ferrules and erasers, and there you have it: delicious Blackwings.

Thank you, Mr. Berolzheimer. We’ll take a gross.

Photograph: Wikimedia Commons.

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Wonderful! :-) I just re-read Knut Hamsun's "Hunger", about a poor writer wandering the streets. One day he was so hungry that he almost ate his pencil. He didn't, of course, because the pencil was his tool. One day he pawned his waistcoat, only to realize that he had forgotten the pencil stub in the pocket of the waistcoat. He had to go back for it. Me, I never use pencils, yet I have two of them among my pens, one green and one yellow. Why I bought them, I don't know. Maybe I thought that a good pencil would come in handy. You never know.
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* Action & Adventure
o Action Classics
o Action Comedies
o Action Thrillers
o Adventures
o African-American Action
o Blaxploitation
o Blockbusters
o Comic Books and Superheroes
o Crime Action
o Deadly Disasters
o Espionage Action
o Foreign Action & Adventure
o Heist Films
o Martial Arts
o Military & War Action
o Super Swashbucklers
o Westerns
* Children & Family
o Ages 0-2
o Ages 2-4
o Ages 5-7
o Ages 8-10
o Ages 11-12
o Animal Tales
o Book Characters
o Cartoons
o Coming of Age
o Dinosaurs
o Disney
o Education & Guidance
o Family Adventures
o Family Animation
o Family Classics
o Family Comedies
o Family Dramas
o Family Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Kids' Music
o Kids' TV
o Teen Comedies
o Teen Dramas
o Teen Romance
* Documentary
o African-American Documentaries
o Biographical Documentaries
o Crime Documentaries
o Faith & Spirituality Documentaries
+ Inspirational Biographies
+ Religion & Mythology Documentaries
+ Spiritual Mysteries
o Foreign Documentaries
o HBO Documentaries
o Historical Documentaries
o Indie Documentaries
o Military Documentaries
o Miscellaneous Documentaries
o PBS Documentaries
o Political Documentaries
o Rockumentaries
o Science and Nature Documentaries
o Social & Cultural Documentaries
o Sports Documentaries
o Travel & Adventure Documentaries
o Mockumentaries
* Foreign
o Foreign Action & Adventure
o Foreign Art House
o Foreign Children & Family
o Foreign Classics
+ Foreign Classic Comedies
+ Foreign Classic Dramas
+ Foreign Silent Films
o Foreign Comedies
o Foreign Countries
+ Africa
+ Argentina
+ Australia/ New Zealand
+ Belgium
+ Brazil
+ Canada
+ China
+ Czech Republic
+ Eastern Europe
+ France
+ Germany
+ Greece
+ Hong Kong
+ India
+ Iran
+ Israel
+ Italy
+ Japan
+ Korea
+ Latin America
+ Mexico
+ Middle East
+ Netherlands
+ Philippines
+ Poland
+ Russia
+ Scandinavia
+ Southeast Asia
+ Spain
+ Thailand
+ United Kingdom
o Foreign Documentaries
o Foreign Dramas
o Foreign Gay & Lesbian
o Foreign Horror
+ Asian Horror
+ Italian Horror
o Foreign Languages
+ Arabic Language
+ Bengali Language
+ Cantonese Language
+ Czech Language
+ Danish Language
+ Dutch Language
+ Farsi Language
+ French Language
+ German Language
+ Greek Language
+ Gujarati Language
+ Hebrew Language
+ Hindi Language
+ Hungarian Language
+ Italian Language
+ Japanese Language
+ Korean Language
+ Malayalam Language
+ Mandarin Language
+ Norwegian Language
+ Polish Language
+ Portuguese Language
+ Punjabi Language
+ Russian Language
+ Serbo-Croatian Language
+ Spanish Language
+ Swedish Language
+ Tagalog Language
+ Tamil Language
+ Telugu Language
+ Thai Language
+ Vietnamese Language
o Foreign Musicals
o Foreign Must-See
o Foreign Romance
+ Foreign Steamy Romance
o Foreign Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Foreign Television
o Foreign Thrillers
o Bollywood
* Independent
o Experimental
o Foreign Art House
o Indie Action
o Indie Classics
o Indie Comedies
o Indie Dramas
o Indie Gay & Lesbian
o Indie Romance
o Indie Suspense & Thriller
* Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Action Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Alien Sci-Fi
o Classic Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Fantasy
o Foreign Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Sci-Fi Adventure
o Sci-Fi Cult Classics
o Sci-Fi Dramas
o Sci-Fi Horror
o Sci-Fi Thrillers
o Supernatural Sci-Fi
* Television
o British TV
+ British TV Comedies
+ British TV Dramas
o Kids' TV
o TV Action & Adventure
o TV Classics
+ Classic TV Comedies
+ Classic TV Dramas
+ Classic TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o TV Comedies
+ Must-See TV Comedies
+ TV Animated Comedies
+ TV Sitcoms
+ TV Sketch Comedies
o TV Documentaries
+ HBO Documentaries
+ PBS Documentaries
+ TV Science & Nature
o TV Dramas
+ Must-See TV Dramas
+ TV Courtroom Dramas
+ TV Crime Dramas
+ TV Dramedy
+ TV Family Dramas
+ TV Medical Dramas
+ TV Soaps
+ TV Teen Dramas
o TV Miniseries
o TV Mysteries
o TV Networks
+ A&E
+ ABC
+ BBC
+ Bravo
+ Cartoon Network
+ CBS
+ Comedy Central
+ CW/WB
+ Discovery Channel
+ Disney Channel
+ Fox
+ HBO
+ History Channel
+ LOGO
+ MTV
+ National Geographic
+ NBC
+ Nickelodeon
+ PBS
+ Sci-Fi Channel
+ Showtime
+ TLC
o TV Reality Programming
o TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o TV Variety & Talk Shows
o TV War & Politics
o TV Westerns
o Made-for-TV Movies

* Anime & Animation
o Animation for Grown-ups
o Anime Action
o Anime Comedy
o Anime Drama
o Anime Fantasy
o Anime Feature Films
o Anime Horror
o Anime Sci-Fi
o Anime Series
o Kids' Anime
* Classics
o Classic Comedies
o Classic Dramas
o Classic Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Classic Thrillers
o Classic War Stories
o Classic Westerns
o Epics
o Film Noir
o Foreign Classics
+ Foreign Classic Comedies
+ Foreign Classic Dramas
+ Foreign Silent Films
o Silent Films
* Drama
o African-American Dramas
o Biographies
o Classic Dramas
o Courtroom Dramas
o Crime Dramas
o Dramas Based on Real Life
o Dramas Based on the Book
+ Dramas Based on Bestsellers
+ Dramas Based on Classic Literature
+ Dramas Based on Contemporary Literature
o Family Dramas
o Foreign Dramas
o Gambling Dramas
o Gay & Lesbian Dramas
o Indie Dramas
o Latino Dramas
o Medical Dramas
o Military & War Dramas
o Period Pieces
+ Pre-20th Century Period Pieces
+ 20th Century Period Pieces
o Political Dramas
o Romantic Dramas
o Showbiz Dramas
o Social Issue Dramas
o Sports Dramas
o Tearjerkers
* Gay & Lesbian
o Gay & Lesbian Comedies
o Gay & Lesbian Dramas
o Gay & Lesbian Romance
o Foreign Gay & Lesbian
o Indie Gay & Lesbian
o Gay
o Lesbian
o Bisexual
o LOGO
* Music & Musicals
o Classical Music
+ Classical Choral Music
+ Classical Instrumental Music
+ Opera & Operetta
+ Sacred Classical Music
o Country & Western/Folk
+ American Folk & Bluegrass
+ Classic Country & Western
+ New Country
o Inspirational Music
+ Gospel Music
+ Inspirational Rock & Pop
+ New Age
+ Sacred Classical Music
+ Sacred Folk & Traditional Music
o Jazz & Easy Listening
+ Afro-Cuban & Latin Jazz
+ Classic Jazz
+ Contemporary Jazz
+ Jazz Greats
+ Swing & Big Band
+ Vocal Jazz
+ Vocal Pop
o Karaoke
o Latin Music
+ Afro-Cuban & Latin Jazz
+ Brazilian Music
+ Latin Pop
+ Reggaeton
+ Rock en Espaol
+ Traditional Latin Music
o Music Lessons
+ Bass Lessons
+ Drum Lessons
+ Guitar & Banjo Lessons
+ Miscellaneous Music Lessons
+ Piano & Keyboard Lessons
+ Voice Lessons
o Musicals
+ Classic Movie Musicals
+ Classic Stage Musicals
+ Contemporary Movie Musicals
+ Contemporary Stage Musicals
+ Foreign Musicals
+ Must-See Musicals
+ Show Tunes
o Rock & Pop
+ Classic Rock
+ Goth & Industrial
+ Hard Rock & Heavy Metal
+ Modern & Alternative Rock
+ Must-See Concerts
+ Pop
+ Punk Rock
+ Rock & Roll Oldies
+ Rockumentaries
+ Singer-Songwriters
o Urban & Dance
+ Blues
+ Classic R&B/Soul
+ Contemporary R&B
+ Dance & Electronica
+ Disco
+ Rap & Hip-Hop
o World Music
+ African Music
+ Asian Music
+ Celtic Music
+ European Folk & Traditional Music
+ Hawaiian & Polynesian Music
+ Reggae
+ World Fusion
* Special Interest
o Art & Design
+ Computer Animation
+ Painting
+ Photography
+ Sculpture
o Career & Finance
o Dance
+ Ballet & Modern Dance
+ Bellydance
+ Dance Workouts
+ Hip-Hop & Contemporary Dance
+ Latin & Ballroom Dance
+ Tap & Jazz Dance
+ World Dance
o Food & Wine
+ Cooking Instruction
+ Food Stories
+ Wine & Beverage Appreciation
o Hobbies & Games
+ Boating & Sailing
+ Car Culture
+ Fishing
+ Hunting
+ Magic & Illusion
+ Miscellaneous Hobbies & Games
+ Poker & Gambling
o Home & Garden
+ Entertaining
+ Gardening
+ Home Improvement
+ Pets
o Homework Help
+ English & Language Arts
+ History & Social Studies
+ Language Instruction
+ Math
+ Science
o IMAX
o Mind & Body
+ Healing & Reiki
+ Healthy Living
+ Meditation & Relaxation
+ Pregnancy & Parenting
+ Style & Beauty
o Movie Studios
+ Buena Vista Home Entertainment
+ Fox Home Entertainment
+ Lionsgate Home Entertainment
+ Miramax
+ Paramount Home Entertainment
+ Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
+ Universal Studios Home Entertainment
+ Warner Home Video
o Technology
+ Computers & Electronics
+ Geographic Information Systems
o Theater Arts
+ Classic Stage Musicals
+ Contemporary Stage Musicals
+ Opera & Operetta
+ Performance Art & Spoken Word
+ Shakespeare
+ Theatrical Performances
* Thrillers
o Action Thrillers
o Classic Thrillers
o Crime Thrillers
o Erotic Thrillers
o Espionage Thrillers
o Foreign Thrillers
o Indie Suspense & Thriller
o Mobster
o Mystery
o Political Thrillers
o Psychological Thrillers
o Sci-Fi Thrillers
o Supernatural Thrillers
o Suspense

* Blu-ray
* Comedy
o African-American Comedies
o Best of British Humor
o Cult Comedies
o Dark Humor & Black Comedies
o Foreign Comedies
o Late Night Comedies
o Latino Comedies
o Political Comedies
o Romantic Comedies
o Saturday Night Live
o Screwball
o Slapstick
o Spoofs and Satire
o Sports Comedies
o Stand-Up
o Mockumentaries
o Showbiz Comedies
* Faith & Spirituality
o Faith & Spirituality Feature Films
+ Inspirational Stories
+ Religious & Mythic Epics
+ Religious & Spiritual Dramas
+ Religious Comedies & Satires
o Faith & Spirituality Documentaries
+ Inspirational Biographies
+ Religion & Mythology Documentaries
+ Spiritual Mysteries
o Inspirational Music
+ Gospel Music
+ Inspirational Rock & Pop
+ New Age
+ Sacred Classical Music
+ Sacred Folk & Traditional Music
o Judaica
o Kids' Inspirational
+ Inspirational Sing-Alongs
+ Inspirational Stories for Kids
o Mindfulness & Prayer
+ Healing & Reiki
+ Meditation & Relaxation
+ Prayer & Spiritual Growth
* Horror
o B-Movie Horror
o Creature Features
o Cult Horror
o Foreign Horror
+ Asian Horror
+ Italian Horror
o Frankenstein
o Horror Classics
o Monsters
o Satanic Stories
o Slashers and Serial Killers
o Supernatural Horror
o Teen Screams
o Vampires
o Werewolves
o Zombies
* Romance
o African-American Romance
o Foreign Romance
+ Foreign Steamy Romance
o Indie Romance
o Romance Classics
o Romantic Comedies
o Romantic Dramas
o Steamy Romance
* Sports & Fitness
o Baseball
o Basketball
o Extreme Sports
+ BMX & Extreme Biking
+ Extreme Combat & Mixed Martial Arts
+ Extreme Motorsports
+ Extreme Snow & Ice Sports
+ Extreme Sports Compilations
+ Mountain Biking
+ Mountaineering & Climbing
+ Skateboarding
+ Stunts & General Mayhem
o Football
o Golf
o Martial Arts, Boxing & Wrestling
+ Boxing
+ Extreme Combat & Mixed Martial Arts
+ General Martial Arts
+ Karate
+ Kung Fu
+ Martial Arts & Boxing Workouts
+ Self-Defense
+ Tai Chi & Qigong
+ Wrestling
o Motorsports
+ Auto Racing
+ Car Culture
+ Extreme Motorsports
+ Motorcycles & Motocross
o Other Sports
+ Bodybuilding
+ Cycling
+ Horse Racing
+ Tennis
+ Miscellaneous Sports
o Outdoor & Mountain Sports
+ Fishing
+ Hunting
+ Mountain Biking
+ Mountaineering & Climbing
o Snow & Ice Sports
+ Extreme Snow & Ice Sports
+ Ice Hockey
+ Skiing
+ Snowboarding
o Soccer
o Sports Stories
+ Olympics & Other Games
+ Sports Comedies
+ Sports Documentaries
+ Sports Dramas
+ Triumph of the Underdogs
+ Women In Sports
o Water Sports
+ Boating & Sailing
+ Surfing & Boardsports
+ Other Water Sports
o Workouts
+ Abs, Glutes, & More
+ Cardio & Aerobics
+ Dance Workouts
+ General Strength & Flexibility
+ Kids' Fitness
+ Low-Impact Workouts
+ Martial Arts & Boxing Workouts
+ Pilates & Fitness Ball
+ Pregnancy & Post-Natal Fitness
+ Step Aerobics Workouts
+ Tai Chi & Qigong
+ Yoga
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lee goldberg builds legos [Jan. 17th, 2008|04:58 pm]
tvsexdeath's five year plan
[music |pete singing slave songs working in my backyard]

just so everyone knows the 5 year plan ends
every 5 years and then restarts.. . .. . . . . . . . . forever
missionary style as always
also tvsexdeath has receently acquired the six headed beast
six heads deep in the eye socket
also pete is blackness
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2007|11:07 pm]
tvsexdeath's five year plan
something trying to make it better than it already is in functional plasticine rape. live the lasting hit parade, all bases covered, no counts unbound, everything loose and jangly like a midnight catwalk's upsetting lethargic sitting outside a window or two, edited, kept for fun, trying to work itself back into a more amicable attitude. drama, essential drips and drips of limited workforce malice, forgetting piece by piece the limitations of szpee,d of not pressing backspace, of kono heya in its majesty and its royal nothingness, surrounded by brackets and quptes , edited, piece of cake, liimited into a cerry, stuck onto the top, stpes tied with tongues in the cavern of williwed. some thing happens too early sitting in the kitchen under the bad loights, before the cavern. piece by piece. regurgitating some makeshift dolls head, in sequence, from flight on, pardon a calm crowing windsruf, the game is pretty much over go home go get a snack eat a piece of cake, repeat your motion, caught in eret eternal taking great care not to edit, not to fliop out and make a big embarrassment of yourslef. the things that make people upset are dangerous and it depends where you are looking. other things that are just troublesome and upsetting cant be helped, the words PROBLEM are spelled out in ketchep and katsup and other materials you can only find seasonally at the best storehouses in the government pathways. things i dont like, autism rejected, firmness, filling a whole screen up, enetered into a prize. shorter, less editing, more fun, character enhancement. filling up entire fishtankes with hospitals, you can always tell a good (fiction didnt come first fiction is first we need it so we can have the other one you fuckup) fishtank by how many hospitals and the size of its inside hospitals, inside, the other way around applies too, little exhibits inside hospitals forgotten in caverns, limited by the specific number of chromosomes your pathogen assailant has to offer. certain things really had me laughing today in this chair but that doesnt look right, we need more support and speed and willingness and comfort and eternal enthusiasm, love,m soft wet dark places spelling out 'PROBLEMS CAN BE FOUND HERE AT HALF PRICE" in mentrual fluid, bile, diet sodas, creme, laser pointer batteries, etc. batwings. making a day off wasnt the best idea, can he run with it, ? he flabbergasted himself one night in the cavern at the stroke of whoknowswhy becuase the things were levitating underneath big empty caverns. whoah lets not get too hasty here we need something morelike a reference point, how explicit can you get? x x x x x x/? you x fuck x x x x israel x x x x hate x x x xwhy x x her x x x infirm x x xdesperatex x x firmness x x x give it up you sack of unholy shit. capitalism reigns in and folows through with pumpkin bombs, chop sticks, big empty caverns, tool boxes, spray paint, shampoo, conditioner, exfoliating creme, this was a failure in every possible way, forgive me, i may have actually made things worse.
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MEASURE ONCE, CUT TWICE: your tvsexdeath motherfucking sex column [Jun. 20th, 2007|09:03 pm]
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good things about getting yer heart broken (or whatever):
-writing songs
-alone time
-crying in public
-the new and exciting or uncharacteristicly healthy things you might find yourself eating as a result of your newfound lack of interest in or desire to eat food. I just put a grapefruit ginger ale strawberries and zucchini in a blender.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2007|02:15 am]
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io think i have a virus
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