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tvsexdeath's five year plan
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|01:28 am] |
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* Action & Adventure
o Action Classics
o Action Comedies
o Action Thrillers
o Adventures
o African-American Action
o Blaxploitation
o Blockbusters
o Comic Books and Superheroes
o Crime Action
o Deadly Disasters
o Espionage Action
o Foreign Action & Adventure
o Heist Films
o Martial Arts
o Military & War Action
o Super Swashbucklers
o Westerns
* Children & Family
o Ages 0-2
o Ages 2-4
o Ages 5-7
o Ages 8-10
o Ages 11-12
o Animal Tales
o Book Characters
o Cartoons
o Coming of Age
o Dinosaurs
o Disney
o Education & Guidance
o Family Adventures
o Family Animation
o Family Classics
o Family Comedies
o Family Dramas
o Family Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Kids' Music
o Kids' TV
o Teen Comedies
o Teen Dramas
o Teen Romance
* Documentary
o African-American Documentaries
o Biographical Documentaries
o Crime Documentaries
o Faith & Spirituality Documentaries
+ Inspirational Biographies
+ Religion & Mythology Documentaries
+ Spiritual Mysteries
o Foreign Documentaries
o HBO Documentaries
o Historical Documentaries
o Indie Documentaries
o Military Documentaries
o Miscellaneous Documentaries
o PBS Documentaries
o Political Documentaries
o Rockumentaries
o Science and Nature Documentaries
o Social & Cultural Documentaries
o Sports Documentaries
o Travel & Adventure Documentaries
o Mockumentaries
* Foreign
o Foreign Action & Adventure
o Foreign Art House
o Foreign Children & Family
o Foreign Classics
+ Foreign Classic Comedies
+ Foreign Classic Dramas
+ Foreign Silent Films
o Foreign Comedies
o Foreign Countries
+ Africa
+ Argentina
+ Australia/ New Zealand
+ Belgium
+ Brazil
+ Canada
+ China
+ Czech Republic
+ Eastern Europe
+ France
+ Germany
+ Greece
+ Hong Kong
+ India
+ Iran
+ Israel
+ Italy
+ Japan
+ Korea
+ Latin America
+ Mexico
+ Middle East
+ Netherlands
+ Philippines
+ Poland
+ Russia
+ Scandinavia
+ Southeast Asia
+ Spain
+ Thailand
+ United Kingdom
o Foreign Documentaries
o Foreign Dramas
o Foreign Gay & Lesbian
o Foreign Horror
+ Asian Horror
+ Italian Horror
o Foreign Languages
+ Arabic Language
+ Bengali Language
+ Cantonese Language
+ Czech Language
+ Danish Language
+ Dutch Language
+ Farsi Language
+ French Language
+ German Language
+ Greek Language
+ Gujarati Language
+ Hebrew Language
+ Hindi Language
+ Hungarian Language
+ Italian Language
+ Japanese Language
+ Korean Language
+ Malayalam Language
+ Mandarin Language
+ Norwegian Language
+ Polish Language
+ Portuguese Language
+ Punjabi Language
+ Russian Language
+ Serbo-Croatian Language
+ Spanish Language
+ Swedish Language
+ Tagalog Language
+ Tamil Language
+ Telugu Language
+ Thai Language
+ Vietnamese Language
o Foreign Musicals
o Foreign Must-See
o Foreign Romance
+ Foreign Steamy Romance
o Foreign Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Foreign Television
o Foreign Thrillers
o Bollywood
* Independent
o Experimental
o Foreign Art House
o Indie Action
o Indie Classics
o Indie Comedies
o Indie Dramas
o Indie Gay & Lesbian
o Indie Romance
o Indie Suspense & Thriller
* Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Action Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Alien Sci-Fi
o Classic Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Fantasy
o Foreign Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Sci-Fi Adventure
o Sci-Fi Cult Classics
o Sci-Fi Dramas
o Sci-Fi Horror
o Sci-Fi Thrillers
o Supernatural Sci-Fi
* Television
o British TV
+ British TV Comedies
+ British TV Dramas
o Kids' TV
o TV Action & Adventure
o TV Classics
+ Classic TV Comedies
+ Classic TV Dramas
+ Classic TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o TV Comedies
+ Must-See TV Comedies
+ TV Animated Comedies
+ TV Sitcoms
+ TV Sketch Comedies
o TV Documentaries
+ HBO Documentaries
+ PBS Documentaries
+ TV Science & Nature
o TV Dramas
+ Must-See TV Dramas
+ TV Courtroom Dramas
+ TV Crime Dramas
+ TV Dramedy
+ TV Family Dramas
+ TV Medical Dramas
+ TV Soaps
+ TV Teen Dramas
o TV Miniseries
o TV Mysteries
o TV Networks
+ A&E
+ ABC
+ BBC
+ Bravo
+ Cartoon Network
+ CBS
+ Comedy Central
+ CW/WB
+ Discovery Channel
+ Disney Channel
+ Fox
+ HBO
+ History Channel
+ LOGO
+ MTV
+ National Geographic
+ NBC
+ Nickelodeon
+ PBS
+ Sci-Fi Channel
+ Showtime
+ TLC
o TV Reality Programming
o TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o TV Variety & Talk Shows
o TV War & Politics
o TV Westerns
o Made-for-TV Movies
* Anime & Animation
o Animation for Grown-ups
o Anime Action
o Anime Comedy
o Anime Drama
o Anime Fantasy
o Anime Feature Films
o Anime Horror
o Anime Sci-Fi
o Anime Series
o Kids' Anime
* Classics
o Classic Comedies
o Classic Dramas
o Classic Sci-Fi & Fantasy
o Classic Thrillers
o Classic War Stories
o Classic Westerns
o Epics
o Film Noir
o Foreign Classics
+ Foreign Classic Comedies
+ Foreign Classic Dramas
+ Foreign Silent Films
o Silent Films
* Drama
o African-American Dramas
o Biographies
o Classic Dramas
o Courtroom Dramas
o Crime Dramas
o Dramas Based on Real Life
o Dramas Based on the Book
+ Dramas Based on Bestsellers
+ Dramas Based on Classic Literature
+ Dramas Based on Contemporary Literature
o Family Dramas
o Foreign Dramas
o Gambling Dramas
o Gay & Lesbian Dramas
o Indie Dramas
o Latino Dramas
o Medical Dramas
o Military & War Dramas
o Period Pieces
+ Pre-20th Century Period Pieces
+ 20th Century Period Pieces
o Political Dramas
o Romantic Dramas
o Showbiz Dramas
o Social Issue Dramas
o Sports Dramas
o Tearjerkers
* Gay & Lesbian
o Gay & Lesbian Comedies
o Gay & Lesbian Dramas
o Gay & Lesbian Romance
o Foreign Gay & Lesbian
o Indie Gay & Lesbian
o Gay
o Lesbian
o Bisexual
o LOGO
* Music & Musicals
o Classical Music
+ Classical Choral Music
+ Classical Instrumental Music
+ Opera & Operetta
+ Sacred Classical Music
o Country & Western/Folk
+ American Folk & Bluegrass
+ Classic Country & Western
+ New Country
o Inspirational Music
+ Gospel Music
+ Inspirational Rock & Pop
+ New Age
+ Sacred Classical Music
+ Sacred Folk & Traditional Music
o Jazz & Easy Listening
+ Afro-Cuban & Latin Jazz
+ Classic Jazz
+ Contemporary Jazz
+ Jazz Greats
+ Swing & Big Band
+ Vocal Jazz
+ Vocal Pop
o Karaoke
o Latin Music
+ Afro-Cuban & Latin Jazz
+ Brazilian Music
+ Latin Pop
+ Reggaeton
+ Rock en Espa?ol
+ Traditional Latin Music
o Music Lessons
+ Bass Lessons
+ Drum Lessons
+ Guitar & Banjo Lessons
+ Miscellaneous Music Lessons
+ Piano & Keyboard Lessons
+ Voice Lessons
o Musicals
+ Classic Movie Musicals
+ Classic Stage Musicals
+ Contemporary Movie Musicals
+ Contemporary Stage Musicals
+ Foreign Musicals
+ Must-See Musicals
+ Show Tunes
o Rock & Pop
+ Classic Rock
+ Goth & Industrial
+ Hard Rock & Heavy Metal
+ Modern & Alternative Rock
+ Must-See Concerts
+ Pop
+ Punk Rock
+ Rock & Roll Oldies
+ Rockumentaries
+ Singer-Songwriters
o Urban & Dance
+ Blues
+ Classic R&B/Soul
+ Contemporary R&B
+ Dance & Electronica
+ Disco
+ Rap & Hip-Hop
o World Music
+ African Music
+ Asian Music
+ Celtic Music
+ European Folk & Traditional Music
+ Hawaiian & Polynesian Music
+ Reggae
+ World Fusion
* Special Interest
o Art & Design
+ Computer Animation
+ Painting
+ Photography
+ Sculpture
o Career & Finance
o Dance
+ Ballet & Modern Dance
+ Bellydance
+ Dance Workouts
+ Hip-Hop & Contemporary Dance
+ Latin & Ballroom Dance
+ Tap & Jazz Dance
+ World Dance
o Food & Wine
+ Cooking Instruction
+ Food Stories
+ Wine & Beverage Appreciation
o Hobbies & Games
+ Boating & Sailing
+ Car Culture
+ Fishing
+ Hunting
+ Magic & Illusion
+ Miscellaneous Hobbies & Games
+ Poker & Gambling
o Home & Garden
+ Entertaining
+ Gardening
+ Home Improvement
+ Pets
o Homework Help
+ English & Language Arts
+ History & Social Studies
+ Language Instruction
+ Math
+ Science
o IMAX
o Mind & Body
+ Healing & Reiki
+ Healthy Living
+ Meditation & Relaxation
+ Pregnancy & Parenting
+ Style & Beauty
o Movie Studios
+ Buena Vista Home Entertainment
+ Fox Home Entertainment
+ Lionsgate Home Entertainment
+ Miramax
+ Paramount Home Entertainment
+ Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
+ Universal Studios Home Entertainment
+ Warner Home Video
o Technology
+ Computers & Electronics
+ Geographic Information Systems
o Theater Arts
+ Classic Stage Musicals
+ Contemporary Stage Musicals
+ Opera & Operetta
+ Performance Art & Spoken Word
+ Shakespeare
+ Theatrical Performances
* Thrillers
o Action Thrillers
o Classic Thrillers
o Crime Thrillers
o Erotic Thrillers
o Espionage Thrillers
o Foreign Thrillers
o Indie Suspense & Thriller
o Mobster
o Mystery
o Political Thrillers
o Psychological Thrillers
o Sci-Fi Thrillers
o Supernatural Thrillers
o Suspense
* Blu-ray
* Comedy
o African-American Comedies
o Best of British Humor
o Cult Comedies
o Dark Humor & Black Comedies
o Foreign Comedies
o Late Night Comedies
o Latino Comedies
o Political Comedies
o Romantic Comedies
o Saturday Night Live
o Screwball
o Slapstick
o Spoofs and Satire
o Sports Comedies
o Stand-Up
o Mockumentaries
o Showbiz Comedies
* Faith & Spirituality
o Faith & Spirituality Feature Films
+ Inspirational Stories
+ Religious & Mythic Epics
+ Religious & Spiritual Dramas
+ Religious Comedies & Satires
o Faith & Spirituality Documentaries
+ Inspirational Biographies
+ Religion & Mythology Documentaries
+ Spiritual Mysteries
o Inspirational Music
+ Gospel Music
+ Inspirational Rock & Pop
+ New Age
+ Sacred Classical Music
+ Sacred Folk & Traditional Music
o Judaica
o Kids' Inspirational
+ Inspirational Sing-Alongs
+ Inspirational Stories for Kids
o Mindfulness & Prayer
+ Healing & Reiki
+ Meditation & Relaxation
+ Prayer & Spiritual Growth
* Horror
o B-Movie Horror
o Creature Features
o Cult Horror
o Foreign Horror
+ Asian Horror
+ Italian Horror
o Frankenstein
o Horror Classics
o Monsters
o Satanic Stories
o Slashers and Serial Killers
o Supernatural Horror
o Teen Screams
o Vampires
o Werewolves
o Zombies
* Romance
o African-American Romance
o Foreign Romance
+ Foreign Steamy Romance
o Indie Romance
o Romance Classics
o Romantic Comedies
o Romantic Dramas
o Steamy Romance
* Sports & Fitness
o Baseball
o Basketball
o Extreme Sports
+ BMX & Extreme Biking
+ Extreme Combat & Mixed Martial Arts
+ Extreme Motorsports
+ Extreme Snow & Ice Sports
+ Extreme Sports Compilations
+ Mountain Biking
+ Mountaineering & Climbing
+ Skateboarding
+ Stunts & General Mayhem
o Football
o Golf
o Martial Arts, Boxing & Wrestling
+ Boxing
+ Extreme Combat & Mixed Martial Arts
+ General Martial Arts
+ Karate
+ Kung Fu
+ Martial Arts & Boxing Workouts
+ Self-Defense
+ Tai Chi & Qigong
+ Wrestling
o Motorsports
+ Auto Racing
+ Car Culture
+ Extreme Motorsports
+ Motorcycles & Motocross
o Other Sports
+ Bodybuilding
+ Cycling
+ Horse Racing
+ Tennis
+ Miscellaneous Sports
o Outdoor & Mountain Sports
+ Fishing
+ Hunting
+ Mountain Biking
+ Mountaineering & Climbing
o Snow & Ice Sports
+ Extreme Snow & Ice Sports
+ Ice Hockey
+ Skiing
+ Snowboarding
o Soccer
o Sports Stories
+ Olympics & Other Games
+ Sports Comedies
+ Sports Documentaries
+ Sports Dramas
+ Triumph of the Underdogs
+ Women In Sports
o Water Sports
+ Boating & Sailing
+ Surfing & Boardsports
+ Other Water Sports
o Workouts
+ Abs, Glutes, & More
+ Cardio & Aerobics
+ Dance Workouts
+ General Strength & Flexibility
+ Kids' Fitness
+ Low-Impact Workouts
+ Martial Arts & Boxing Workouts
+ Pilates & Fitness Ball
+ Pregnancy & Post-Natal Fitness
+ Step Aerobics Workouts
+ Tai Chi & Qigong
+ Yoga |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|04:58 pm] |
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just so everyone knows the 5 year plan ends
every 5 years and then restarts.. . .. . . . . . . . . forever
missionary style as always
also tvsexdeath has receently acquired the six headed beast
six heads deep in the eye socket
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[Jun. 22nd, 2007|11:07 pm] |
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something trying to make it better than it already is in functional plasticine rape. live the lasting hit parade, all bases covered, no counts unbound, everything loose and jangly like a midnight catwalk's upsetting lethargic sitting outside a window or two, edited, kept for fun, trying to work itself back into a more amicable attitude. drama, essential drips and drips of limited workforce malice, forgetting piece by piece the limitations of szpee,d of not pressing backspace, of kono heya in its majesty and its royal nothingness, surrounded by brackets and quptes , edited, piece of cake, liimited into a cerry, stuck onto the top, stpes tied with tongues in the cavern of williwed. some thing happens too early sitting in the kitchen under the bad loights, before the cavern. piece by piece. regurgitating some makeshift dolls head, in sequence, from flight on, pardon a calm crowing windsruf, the game is pretty much over go home go get a snack eat a piece of cake, repeat your motion, caught in eret eternal taking great care not to edit, not to fliop out and make a big embarrassment of yourslef. the things that make people upset are dangerous and it depends where you are looking. other things that are just troublesome and upsetting cant be helped, the words PROBLEM are spelled out in ketchep and katsup and other materials you can only find seasonally at the best storehouses in the government pathways. things i dont like, autism rejected, firmness, filling a whole screen up, enetered into a prize. shorter, less editing, more fun, character enhancement. filling up entire fishtankes with hospitals, you can always tell a good (fiction didnt come first fiction is first we need it so we can have the other one you fuckup) fishtank by how many hospitals and the size of its inside hospitals, inside, the other way around applies too, little exhibits inside hospitals forgotten in caverns, limited by the specific number of chromosomes your pathogen assailant has to offer. certain things really had me laughing today in this chair but that doesnt look right, we need more support and speed and willingness and comfort and eternal enthusiasm, love,m soft wet dark places spelling out 'PROBLEMS CAN BE FOUND HERE AT HALF PRICE" in mentrual fluid, bile, diet sodas, creme, laser pointer batteries, etc. batwings. making a day off wasnt the best idea, can he run with it, ? he flabbergasted himself one night in the cavern at the stroke of whoknowswhy becuase the things were levitating underneath big empty caverns. whoah lets not get too hasty here we need something morelike a reference point, how explicit can you get? x x x x x x/? you x fuck x x x x israel x x x x hate x x x xwhy x x her x x x infirm x x xdesperatex x x firmness x x x give it up you sack of unholy shit. capitalism reigns in and folows through with pumpkin bombs, chop sticks, big empty caverns, tool boxes, spray paint, shampoo, conditioner, exfoliating creme, this was a failure in every possible way, forgive me, i may have actually made things worse. |
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| MEASURE ONCE, CUT TWICE: your tvsexdeath motherfucking sex column |
[Jun. 20th, 2007|09:03 pm] |
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good things about getting yer heart broken (or whatever):
-writing songs
-alone time
-crying in public
-the new and exciting or uncharacteristicly healthy things you might find yourself eating as a result of your newfound lack of interest in or desire to eat food. I just put a grapefruit ginger ale strawberries and zucchini in a blender. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2007|02:15 am] |
io think i have a virus |
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[Nov. 25th, 2006|11:45 pm] |
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| [ | music |
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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you |
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[Nov. 25th, 2006|04:01 pm] |
wheres your pocket
right here
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kate post
remember the smiths? when you are 16, and it hasn't really ever occured to you that someone else might be lonely, and it's a really big deal. remember realizing that you were 16 5 years ago? oh wait that's not so bad. remember nikki karam?
i try sometimes to remember things.
RECONSIDER horn solo. horn solo.
transpose this!!! transpose this!
summer nights you know what we do we just keepin it tight.
cymbal. horn solo. wine on the rug.
triumph!
wesleyan?
teddy's. way over yonder.
fiddle fiddle. fiddle ziracola.
west village. sprint street trump motherfuck.
ain't nobody that can sing like me.
WAX. WAXXXXX> ascots!
'wait
why hanst this been posted?
wait wait
here
lol
how do you feel about?
how about get used to typing
tvsexdeath is tired |
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| TVsexdeathday 2006 |
[Nov. 25th, 2006|01:46 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
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| [ | mood |
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hyeah! thats brian aka DEATH
here comes sex
side boob shmide boob
heh heh >:-)
hah this post just got 3x better
fuck off bitches! tvsexdeath 4evea
shout out to papa
mama gets nothing
alli miller is here and i can only ask "WHY"?
no i know why cruncha crunch mine is really nice
okay about to do a thing
TONS
willie brodsky
hery he spasced`
hey guys im really unhappy
it sucks im sure im gonna be tvsexdeath day 06
yeah youre em we need a lighter
i think we are posting
a thing
get iyhyhghgh OH THANKS
WELL here is the reepeort
swoopy bangs
so long
come direct
we still nid a lighter
have to poop a little
WILLIE BRODSKY
WILLIE BRODSKYYY
WILLIE BRODSKY
such a good portugecesese accent stay in stay in i thought nikki was breaking up volume 3
oven
curp
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im fucking washed up
dead in like
a year
tak you own advice
emily just found a leace
best picure ever
yup the killers
by hemingway?
the swede - ole anderson?
beatrice?
beatrix and dante?
the divine comedy.
your place or mine.
tour van cold dead eyes.
tvsexdeath is disowned
well um
the long one
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| you are lucky no matter what: a thanksgiving tvsexdeath sex column |
[Nov. 21st, 2006|08:35 pm] |
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Around the end of this summer the song "Deliverance" by Calvin Johnson made me want to make a mixtape or cd for someone I had a crush on. There was no such person at the time (and for the most part hasn't been since) but I figured that shouldn't stop me from putting a bunch of songs together, right?
Wrong! I couldn't really do it, because there wasn't a sufficent motivating force without an actual person that I wanted to hear these songs, or a certain time i wanted to get it to them by. Also, you can't make a mixtape that you want to think of as being for a specific person, when there is in fact no other specfic person who it should be specficially tailored to (taking into consideration their taste in music, other interests, conversations you may have had with them etc). So I just have this short playlist on my computer, that I very occasionally remember when I am listening to a song i decide to add to it, which I just did now, which reminded me to make this post.
the songs on it are:
"Deliverance" by Calvin Johnson
"Forever Young" by Bob Dylan
"Like A Monkey In the Zoo" by Daniel Johnston
"Brown Brown Brown" by Paul Baribeau
"Song For Tura Santana" by the mountain goats.
thank you and goodnight. |
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| Brian you called me today |
[Oct. 22nd, 2006|11:09 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | William Basinski - d|p 2.2 | ] |
Get used to typing, it's mostly everything you will ever do. several important things have to happeN; 1 the sky falls 2 the break heads bust open cannonade doors, reeving frickled, everythjing spurts, shaving glycerol off the paddy's gatelocket. 3 the minescule revenant reverberates in chasm causeways, intimidation. get used to typing, i see it in your future, in your horoscope hologram. i saw typing in a book that some girls some girl some women a lady or two happened to be reading in the astrology section of the bookstore, i frowned and made mean words in myt head at them, i saw typing is in your future, you should get used to it, it's your destiny, it's in the display case, it's feeling and frothing and spiral swirling like pink diamonds in jacky gleason's cufflink ashtray. get used to typing, its all youre good at and all youve ever known how to do harmlessly.a feeling of remorse, sanguine and suffered, malice and macrime, awful. crumbly. a peashooter walked in through two oversidez doors, said to the crowd of fish-haters, "hey, where can a shoehorn get a licecomb around here?" promply carted off to the nearest penetentiatry, irreality television, telecommunication in limbo, pasta sauce, grime case. suit case handcuffed to a motorcycle , sidecar full of turky sandwiches, flapping in the endless breeze of summertime memory quilts. "i wish we could go back and do it all again." "sorry, what's your name again?" the bait and switch is frozen solid. save me because i might never save myself again, vasectomy monkeybars. agreed! strange epihappeninings, ultra mega shooting stars blast through cookie sheets and leave bullet whole traces reading, promptly, "the dance will be held in room A10". make it or break it, the least you could do is shake it (relentlessly). preventively striking in the distance, dont go you will just want to leave eventually, why get born when you wind up coffining (casketing) it up in some motel room with the lights half on (and half off, heh heh). disturbed by the grass stains, Chelm looked up, got up, looked around, went around, pulled two levers, checked the distribution, wiped his frail left hand's index finger on the mirror, pressed it hard. put it back into its porcelin casing. you see, Chelm had a lot of work to do and was not just going to sit back and let three oven-roastes toads steal all the fun and hog all the dip. No, a beast was coming. No, the rig was vibrating. Yes, we claim all of this in our name, our name is Sovereign and we will be damned if you out-nice us with your feathered wristbands and degenerate derivitive funk music. Fuck all that shit, give us your land, your women, your bad jokes, your discomfort. We give you the world (provided, of course, now this goes without saying really but what the heck heh, that you scrub all the dishes spotless and never whine or wince, because at that point, you will be in such a heh world of hurt that well we will need to invent a whole new schema of hex codes to traverse the praries you will be moaning for). once the fun gets going, it keeps on going, until some greater imaginary combination rests or opposes its trajectory and redirects its causal flow, right into the well. right into the milky way. right into a black hole, through the holland tunnel, and out of olaaf wiig's pocket book. You're a winner, congradulations, you can spell, congradualtions, you're qualified for a free offer. what could it be? here are several hints: it's a loan, it's a card game, it's wrapped in foil, it breathes fire and boils in the oven. it's a cog, it's a glass eye, it's five pens. Yes, we won five pens honey, what do you want to do with them. Well "I think we should snap them at inappropriate moments during the lecutre for dramatic effect." brilliant! bravo, bravissimo, you are hereby qualified for re-entry into earths thin little atmosphere. SNAP woops got ink all over my palms, now its spreading onto the floor, oh jehova it really doesnt look like there is going to be any stop to this. disposal is the sincerest form of rectitude. elemental, my dear Whatson. get in here, i need you, i need you so badly it hurts deep down in my head (my brain, heh). my heart! my left ventricle to be precise. way up in the corner, the doc thought it was a murmur and he brought out a little laptop and a little three piece electric band to check, checked me out good he did, turns out i didnt have no murmurs or whispers, but i did get to balance a fuckin ffly cold laptop on my naked belly for about at least 3 minutes, which was wild, true story. cut, print, why does it do that? it does what it wants to do. Why does it want to do that? Good question! moving on... calming down...second season, ear splitting action oriented fisted silver lining gold framed althusserian demonstrated, a calf in a bush is two in the barnyard, socks with wholes in them, catastrophic calm down, sleeping sputtering a fruit fantasy. manishevitz why wont you dine in the tree sac? the tree cas? the empty litter case of loophope daisy cutter nightmare faggot eaters. a shrimp hand. a cusp warmer. dimly lit lufthansa shit sputterers calm and deciet. tvsexdeatuh rip 2001-2006 it was a five year plan in essence, in practice, in theory, in. make not this is a double sitting misadventure, all the trimmings and details and little fleeting moments of "hey look out the window, is that the car im looking for?" is it raining? are we on the room?the roof? the floor? are you coming out of a spider-nest? pinch the wand and recieve your delight of bisected fish eggs. a corpse walked through the causeway and leaned over, held the doorknob, waited and said out loud, in middle-turkish "god help me i can't find the tissue box" life is scary life is a treat, get used to typing its your life's lesson, pass by the place where they give out good meals for free it has a parking lot it has nice porches across the way, porches are for awkward conversations where you really want to lay it down and not get referred to in the past as a "we really shoulve done it, you're a coward, cut and run, stars in a six sided hologram". I wish! I wish the genie bottle poured grape juice gatorade lemon poppy alka seltzer milk of magnesium bran fiber carbodyhydopeptide doctor pepper extra pulp no arteficial sweetener deathtrap mahogany weathersprout fast effect garbled nonsense of teeth with little faces. of neon signs that actually say "NEON SIGNS'' but dont light up anymore, they had to go, they done gone, they left! they went away, they want behind the counter you couldnt see when you were a child but guess what once you got above it there really wasnt anything to see now was there. stealing jokes at the speed of a decapitated chicken. and behind the curtain is...another curtain lucky that wasnt copyrighted or else id be up the river in a mexican prison singing ''pancho villa puts on dockers and goes to the macaroni grill" this one is for you and you know who you are, you know what i intend. this is the groove of curb ghosts and diagonal words you thought up in the breezeway, in the dumbwaiter, in sleepy headed discus flinging pound ridge calculated frige flack. a mealey ping pong game sidetracks the one and only kings crowns little pointy thing. I said "what" and she said "sure". it was all down hill from there, negative slope if you have really long disgusting hair and you squint to see more clearly, what gives with that your eyes are already little tiny milk carton slits, that cant help you very much, focus you astigmatic candy dish, the whole world is watching and youre wandering around big plastic blue whales suspended by strings just waiting in optimism while you look at crab exoskeletons. you make me wretch. no, even better, you make me tense up and clench my fists and look directly at your ghastly visage and frown and think dreadful things. and thing of horrible acts of cruelty, spanning centuries, caught on tape, broadcast live, the best way to hide the perfect crime? make it into a very long winded diorama! make the movie quick, single it in freeze framed seedling powder, the purist is a habit formed, i am terrified of what i want because if i get it we wont have any more cuff links, any more nuanced feelings. the crib is broken and peach oven sometimes, a tawdry mess, spirited and asympotatal, as i type (get used to typing, its in the cards) there might be a chair and a big piece of glass, sitting on the floor, stillly. i dont know why! they were just there. and they are just there now. looking at a frozen image and waiting for it to move, some unholy power of reinforcement, the heat of myself is familiar and comfortable but the heat of another is alien and disgusting, a real buzzkill, a real bad trip, looking through windows and ants on tree branches sort of shit, really piercing through the psychic fabric of whoknows what, gfetting carted off and making some cryptic statement about why it was necessary for white and black to be different. i thought that was it and it always will be. you thought that the cave painting illuminated all chimes and chimneys, all different phone numbers, compiled into a database, heading in purple neon scribbled cursive "we need the game back, we are the game needers" and you all are because you have dough for brians and brains for pipe cleaners, awful, refreshed, petrified carbon coated crunch bars in the night's searing breeze. it hurts, doesn't it? say something at the screen because you should get used to typing without thinking, you should be able to take a short nap and just let the pads type the keyes away with such a sound, record the frequencies of your typing and play them back upside down! turn agianst me in the forest and dont even. i dont want to see your visage again you inspire me to committ garrelous acts of hate and fury and its as real as fungus on a jumbo jet wing. get used to typing it is as grey(gray?) as day, as the fur on the back of a dog you hate, of the girl you hate who invests in the dog you hate, peeling wallpaper and broken displays. it's long now but not long enough, get used to fluttering in the reflection of a little bit of shine because the oven doesnt wait for anyman, we can talk about the same things day in day out and repeat ourselves but you really do exhaust that example even the first time, even before the first time you think of it. there hasnt been a funny moment in life since the shield was bronzed and the sewage ducts spew forht and the mucus membranes closed up tight. wrap it up the definition of virtual sex and if that makes you unconfortable, you are a bourgeois counter-revolutionary detractor who deserves to be evaporated, reconstituted, taken away, subtracted. the world is better off without your visage and your teeth with their little faces, each with its teeth and its little faces (safe to say, these are the moments we really cherish, any moment when aliens from venus would look down (or across) and be like "what is going on i just dont understand this at all i give up). forgive me, i've paused. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2006|12:32 am] |
if you drink a bottle of shampoo
can you trip
please sir
that picture is of devon telberg getting a facial
it cannot be hyperlinked
teaching people how to have sex very carefully and slowly
with enough accuracy, and how to activate maximum JOUISSANCE
HAVE FUN AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
a booster pack of ice age
that shits fucked up! ice age
you can choose not to
tell noah about that
katy thai, korean, theyre all the same
so katy telberg just walked in
some people were swimming, they were high or naked
WHATEVER! OKAY FINE
i dont want that
i dont want that
BRUNO GANTZ IS
UNTERgong
PLEASE
i dont believe anything noah says
none!
can i add some images to this?
does any one care
there is some stuff
you dont need the quotes for html oh god this isnt "1994"
ice age
ice age
ice age
ice age (in the peace phage)
in the ghost durge
ice age
eagle
this is noah's first tvsex death ppost everyone
the mystery is STILL THERE
the feeling is still there
its all sitting there carefully
noah has a cough
thorax
schleese
commando
who did you hate 5 years ago think
123!
i fixed the html you were wrong about not needing quotes russell
it is 1994 and you are 7
listening to that new band, Live |
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[Jul. 30th, 2006|11:45 pm] |
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the butcher
the theif
and his wife
and his wife
pinko
the butcher
the theif
and his wife
and his wife!| |
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[Jul. 30th, 2006|11:07 pm] |
fist farts
shaeps head
franco- prussian war,the |
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[Jul. 30th, 2006|11:04 pm] |
tee pee
totham pole. mesah. long house, lodge,. artifact, archeologist. what information about american indian groups may be impossible for archeologists to find the things they find. why the challenege architextx.s
"ihate writing things on seperate paper"
totem pole. navahohoho's. totem poles. how much does an airplane cost? new yortk and orlando, gate 111. out of jfk. $2.50 for security fees/ pf changs/clean the pamphlets/clique clique. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2006|11:02 pm] |
buisness meeting
sells living organisms what else do we got
epidemics, insects and spiders and learning about the firts maericans. fist fart. who was amerigo verspucci. |
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